this is the cal johnson song from family guy where patrick warburton is riding A
horse while looking very cowboy – ish .

D G
there was a man who shot the man who was the man who shot the man ,
D G D
cal johnson , cal johnson .
D G
he wore a hat , his favorite hat , he loved that hat , he hated hats ,
D G D
cal johnson , cal johnson .

Bm D
he was a dad to zero kids and yet he fathered five .
G D
he got shot dead a year ago and yet he’s still alive .
Bm D
he’s rich beyond his wildest dreams , yet never had a dime .
G A
a law man to the very end , he led a life of crime

G D
in all his years of life on earth he never fired a gun ,
G D
yet when it came to chinese men he shot down everyone .
G D
he had a horse named bandit and the horse’s name was clyde .
G D
cal johnson was born the day he died .