C
together : have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
F
it’s so freakin’ good
C
have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
G7 C
if you haven’t then i think you should
C
peter : i was sittin’ in the kitchen

one day , and i was itchin’

to fill up my belly

with the pipin’ hot jelly
G7
of the best damn treat in the world

quagmire : he’s talkin’ pop tarts!

peter : and i saw a stick of butter

and it almost made me shudder
C
and scream like a baby girl

together : i don’t want a giant penis

or a rocket ship to venus
F
i don’t want to win the lottery

i just want to squat and gobble
C
’til i’m dizzy and i waddle
G7 C
in a butter , fruit and dough tart treat
G7 C
so i put butter on a pop tart
F
it was so freakin’ good
C
have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
G7 C
if you haven’t then i think you should
C
together : have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
F
it’s so freakin’ good
C
have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
G7 C
if you haven’t then i think you should

quagmire : pop tart!

peter : with butter?!