i didn’t knew the names of the chords in the prechord . so in powerchords its on A –
string 7 5 4 3 6 5

have fun
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G D
with my pen and paper
Em C
i Am sitting at my tabletop
G
and once again
D G D
i think of riding daphne .

G D
cherry lips and curvy hips
Em C
and bucking like a quarter – horse
G D G D
i sit here and i think of riding daphne .

Bm C G
ooooh riding daphne .
Bm C G
ooooh riding daphne .

F5
i’ll settle in
D5
now strap me in
C#5 C5
you’ll mount me with your bristley thighs
D#5
you’ll chafe me
D5
i’m riding daphne .

G D
on her knees she gave a blow
Em C
like standing on fresh fallen snow
G D G D
besmirching the sweet innocence of daphne
G D
in her white coat and stethoscope
Em C
she came so hard she couldn’t cope
G D
she done it in front of her bloke
G D
our daphne .

Bm C G
ooooh riding daphne .
Bm C G
ooooh riding daphne .

F5
i’ll settle in
D5
now strap me in
C#5 C5
you’ll bind me in with gaffer’s tape
D#5
you’ll gaff me
D5
i’m riding daphne .

C
playing doctor with my doctor mate
G
i think we could rocked her mate
Am
thanks for waiting patiently
Em
and taking slobby dregs , mate
C
hope there’s no hard feelings
Am D
’bout my manhood on your leg .

G D
she took the hippocratic oath
Em C
she took my manhood in her throat
G D
she knows the heimlich she won’t choke
G D
not daphne .

G D
she dropped her drawers and sat on me
Em C
while watching grey’s anatomy
G D
and checked my prostate glad for free
G D
did daphne .

Bm C G
ooooh riding daphne .
Bm C G
ooooh riding daphne .

F5
i’ll settle in
D5
now strap me in
C#5 C5
you’ll bind me in with gaffer’s tape
D#5
you’ll gaff me
D5
i’m riding daphne .

Bm C G
ooooh riding daphne .
Bm C G
ooooh riding daphne .