[Verse 1]
E
Please allow me to introduce myself
N.C.
I’m a man of wealth and taste
E
I’ve been around for a long, long year
N.C.
Stole many a man’s soul and faith

[Intro]
E
I was ‘round when Jesus Christ
N.C.
Had his moment of doubt and pain
E
Made damn sure that Pilate
N.C.
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

[Chorus]
B N.C.
Pleased to meet you
E
Hope you guess my name

[Verse 3]
E D
I stuck around St. Petersburg
A E
When I saw it was a time for a change
D
Killed the Tzar and his ministers
A E
Anastasia screamed in vain

[Verse 4]
E
I rode a tank
D
Held a general’s rank
A
When the blitzkrieg raged
E
And the bodies stank

[Chorus]
B
Pleased to meet you
E
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
B
But what’s puzzling you
E
Is the nature of my game

[Verse 5]
E
I watched with glee
D
While your kings and queens
A
Fought for ten decades
E
For the gods they made

[Verse 6]
E
I shouted out
D
“Who killed the Kennedys?”
A
When after all
E
It was you and me

[Verse 7]
E D
Let me please introduce myself
A E
I’m a man of wealth and taste
D
I laid traps for troubadours
A E
Who get killed before they reach Bombay

[Chorus]
B
Pleased to meet you
E
Hope you guessed my name
B
But what’s puzzling you
E
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, hit it

[Guitar Solo]
E D A E D A E
D A E D A E

[Chorus]
B
Pleased to meet you
E
Hope you guessed my name
B
But what’s confusing you
E
Is just the nature of my game

[Verse 8]
E D
Just as every cop is a criminal
A E
And all the sinners saints
E
As heads is tails
D
Just call me Lucifer
A E
Cause I’m in need of some restraint

[Verse 9]
E
So if you meet me
D
Have some courtesy
A E
Have some sympathy, and some taste
D
Use all your well-learned politesse
A E
Or I’ll lay your soul to waste, yeah

[Chorus]
B
Pleased to meet you
E
Hope you guessed my name
B
But what’s confusing you
E
Is just the nature of my game
E
Um mean it, get down

[Guitar Solo]
E D A
Woo, woo
E
Oh yeah
E
Oh yeah
D A E D A E
Woo!

[Outro]
D A E
Tell me baby
D
Tell me baby, what’s my name
A E
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
D
Tell me baby, what’s my name
A E
I tell you one time, you’re to blame
E
Ooo, who
D
Ooo, who
A E
Ooo, alright
D A
Ooo, who, who
E D
Ooo, who, who
A
Ooo, oh yeah
E
Ooo, who, who
D
Ooo, who, who
A E D
Oh, yeah