[Verse 1]
A C#m
It’s a mad, mad world, tell me not to be so mad about it
F#m D
It’s a sad, sad world, tell me that I oughta laugh about it
A C#m
Funny thing is I’m the one with the cool head, everything’s fine if you pretend
F#m Dm7
Bless this mess, Hallelujah, but I’m about to lose it
N.C.
Two, three, four

[Chorus]
A C#m F#m
Don’t tell me to calm down, tell me to calm down
D
It’s freaking me out that you’re not freaking out
A C#m F#m
Don’t tell me I’ll be fine even if you’re right
D Dm7 A
It’s freaking me out, don’t tell me to calm down

[Verse 2]
C#m
It’s a mad, mad world, trying not to lose my shit about it
F#m D
In a bad, bad mood, maybe I should take a hit about it
A C#m
Any other day I’d need a hug like a teddy bear, now the room’s on fire, need to get some air
F#m Dm7
Oh bless this mess, Hallelujah! Thoughts and prayers – so what? Who cares!

[Chorus]
A C#m F#m
Don’t tell me to calm down, tell me to calm down
D
It’s freaking me out that you’re not freaking out
A C#m F#m
Don’t tell me I’ll be fine even if you’re right
D F G A
It’s freaking me out, don’t tell me to calm down

[Post-Chorus]
C#m F#m
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
D F G A
Don’t tell me, don’t tell me to calm down
C#m F#m
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
D F G A
Don’t tell me, don’t tell me to calm down

[Bridge]
E C#/F
Drifting through this fever dream in microplastic submarines
F#m E D
Your body is not yours it seems, what the fuck is happening?

[Chorus]
A C#m F#m
Don’t tell me to calm down, tell me to calm down
D
It’s freaking me out that you’re not freaking out
A C#m F#m
Don’t tell me I’ll be fine even if you’re right
D F G A
It’s freaking me out, don’t tell me to calm down

[Post-Chorus]
C#m F#m
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
D F G A
Don’t tell me, don’t tell me to calm down
C#m F#m
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
D F G A
Don’t tell me, don’t tell me to calm down