[Verse 1]
D
I’ve been waiting since ten o’clock
A
But you’re always late
G
So I shouldn’t be surprised at all
A
Maybe next time you’ll show up to my party

D
Too many cars in the driveway
A
If you came right now
G
You wouldn’t have a place to park anyway
A
Maybe next time you’ll show up at nine-thirty

[Pre-Chorus]
Bm A
It’s a special occasion
G#
I thought you knew
G
Everyone showed up
A
But you

[Chorus]
D
Fuck you for missing my birthday
A
Fuck you for making me cry
G
Now my makeup’s ruined
A
And I really tried
D
Fuck you for calling the next day
A
To ask about last night
G
And how’d I end up telling ya I puked in the azaleas
A
And Mike lit the curtains on fire

[Outro]
E
You’re a jerk and you know it
G
But maybe next time
A D
You’ll be on time