Capo: 4th fret

[Intro]
G C G D G C G D G

[Verse 1]
G C G D
Wanna know the truth? Well, I wrote it down
G C G D G
I got a PhD in thinkin’ out loud
G C G D
No book to buy, it’s more like a list
G C G D G
It ain’t long, kinda goes like this

[Chorus]
G C
Tell it like it is, don’t sugarcoat it
G D
Take it to the bank so you can’t blow it
G C
Use a little duct tape if you done broke it
G D G
When it don’t start, you might have to choke it
G C
If it gets too tall, you can just mow it
G D
Ain’t tall enough, sit back and grow it
G C
And if you gotta drawl, you best just own it
G D G
So put a little “y’all” in your pipe and smoke it

[Interlude]
G C G D G C G D G

[Verse 2]
G C G D
Can’t find a barstool, just find a porch
G C G D G
Hell, whiskey’s cheaper at the liquor store
G C G D
When life gets you down, go buy a dog
G C G D G
And in the end, you’ll be better off

[Chorus]
G C
Tell it like it is, don’t sugarcoat it
G D
Take it to the bank so you can’t blow it
G C
Use a little duct tape if you done broke it
G D G
When it don’t start, you might have to choke it
G C
If it gets too tall, you can just mow it
G D
Ain’t tall enough, sit back and grow it
G C
And if you gotta drawl, you best just own it
G D G
So put a little “y’all” in your pipe and smoke it

[Bridge]
G C G
(Whoo, whoo)
D G
Yeah, hit that for me one more time
C G D G
(Whoo, whoo)

[Chorus]
G C
And if it gets too tall, you can just mow it
G D
Ain’t tall enough, sit back and grow it
G C
And if you gotta drawl, you best just own it
G D G
So put a little “y’all” in your pipe and smoke it

[Tag]
G
Smoke it
G G C G D
Smoke it
G C G D
Smoke it

[Outro]
G