( intro ) G G7 Em Cm

G
life isn’t quite what i thought it’d be
B
when i was a kid on voip
Em
i thought when i’d get older ,
C Cm
i’d marry her . . i told her

G
but now i’m 26 , work in an office
B
9 ’til 5 , not the best , i’ll be honest
Em C
if i could change a single thing
Cm
i’d make it me and not him . .

( chorus )
C
but he’s in your bed ,
Cm G . .
i’m in your twitch chat
C
i’ve got the key
Cm G . .
and he’s just a doormat
C Cm
and even though he’s got social skills
G G7
that doesn’t mean i can’t pay the bills
C Cm
anyway , make the most of him ,
G
cause she moves on
B C Cm
pretty bloody quick , ooh . .
Am
your new boyfriend’s an arseh0le ( wo ! )

( int . ) G B Em C Cm
G B Em C Cm

G
yeah , i’ve met jared
( of course i’ve met jared )
B
the one that took you away from me
Em
you hit it off instantly
C Cm
i know , cause you won’t stop telling me
G
i’ve seen his jawline ,
shoulders and muscles
B
push against his fashion sense
Em
i’ve thought about
what he looks like nude
C Cm G
( i’m not gay though )

G B
cause she’s living the dream . .
Em
oh , she’s living the dream . .
C Cm
from back when we were seventeen
G B
she’s living the dream . .
Em
oh , she’s living the dream
C Cm
from back when we were seventeen

G
how on earth can i be saved?
G
when i’m one click away from insane
Em
i just think that i deserve
C Cm
a little bit of what i earned
G
i’m not gonna make another scene
B
the one i made when i was 23
Em
means i’m not
C Cm C
allowed in disney world

( chorus )
C
but he’s in your bed ,
Cm G . .
i’m in your twitch chat
C
i’ve got the key
Cm G . .
and he’s just a doormat
C Cm
and even though he’s got social skills
G G7
that doesn’t mean i can’t pay the bills
C Cm
anyway , make the most of him ,
G
cause she moves on
B C Cm
pretty bloody quick , ooh . .
Am Am
your new boyfriend’s an arseh0le

( int . ) G B Em C Cm

G B
i think about you everyday . .
Em C Cm
so how on earth can i be saved . .
G B
i think about him a lot as well
Em C Cm
maybe if he wasn’t fine as hell . .
G B
cause you’re beauty . . and you’re grace
Em
your telephone calls
C Cm
are my favorite place
G B
i want you to notice me
Em C Cm
with no restraining order please
G
( jason derulo! )
B
i want you to care . .
Em C Cm G . . .
i want to smell your hair . .