all time low – the irony of choking on a lifesaver

F# B A# B F# B A# B D#m B A# B D#m B A# B
E | – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
B | – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
G | – – – – – – – – – – – – – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – – – – – – – – – – – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – – 8 – 8 – – 8 – – 8 – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – 8 – 8 – – 8 – – 8 – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – – – – – |
D | – – – 4 – 4 – – 4 – – 4 – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – 4 – 4 – – 4 – – 4 – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – – 8 – 8 – – 8 – – 8 – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – 8 – 8 – – 8 – – 8 – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – – – – – |
A | – – – 4 – 4 – – 4 – – 4 – – 2 – 1 – 2 – – – 4 – 4 – – 4 – – 4 – – 2 – 1 – 2 – – – – 6 – 6 – – 6 – – 6 – – 2 – 1 – 2 – – – 6 – 6 – – 6 – – 6 – – 2 – 1 – 2 – – – – – – – |
E | – – – 2 – 2 – – 2 – – 2 – – – – – – – – – – 2 – 2 – – 2 – – 2 – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |

F# A# B F# B A# B
stop fxxking around with my emotions
D#m B A# B
i like you better when you’re numb
F# B A# B
i’m sick and tired of false devotion
D#m
devote yourself to moving on
B A# B
or suck it up and let it go
C# B
but you’re always out to get me

F# B A# B F# B A# B
you’re the snake hidden in my daffodils when i’m picking flowers
D#m B A# B
that’s just my luck these days
D#m B A# B
why can’t you just be happy for me?
F# B A# B B A# B
you’re the break lines failing as my car swerves off the freeway
D#m B A# B
it kind of feels like sabotage
D#m B A# B
why can’t you just be happy for
B
why can’t you just be happy for me?

F# B A# B F# B A# B D#m B A# B D#m B A# B
E | – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
B | – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
G | – – – – – – – – – – – – – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – – – – – – – – – – – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – – 8 – 8 – – 8 – – 8 – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – 8 – 8 – – 8 – – 8 – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – – – – – |
D | – – – 4 – 4 – – 4 – – 4 – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – 4 – 4 – – 4 – – 4 – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – – 8 – 8 – – 8 – – 8 – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – 8 – 8 – – 8 – – 8 – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – – – – – |
A | – – – 4 – 4 – – 4 – – 4 – – 2 – 1 – 2 – – – 4 – 4 – – 4 – – 4 – – 2 – 1 – 2 – – – – 6 – 6 – – 6 – – 6 – – 2 – 1 – 2 – – – 6 – 6 – – 6 – – 6 – – 2 – 1 – 2 – – – – – – – |
E | – – – 2 – 2 – – 2 – – 2 – – – – – – – – – – 2 – 2 – – 2 – – 2 – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |

F#
you think your opinions make you savy
D#m
your running mouth falls on deaf ears
F#
you say you’re winning ’cause your laughing
D#m
well i’m crying crocodile tears

just suck it up and let it go
C# B
but you’re always out to get me

F#
you’re the snake hidden in my daffodils when i’m picking flowers
D#m
that’s just my luck these days

why can’t you just be happy for me?
F#
you’re the break lines failing as my car swerves off the freeway
D#m
it kind of feels like sabotage

why can’t you just be happy for ,
B
why can’t you just be happy for me?

F#

D#m
why can’t you just be happy for

F# D#m
why can’t you just be happy for me?

i’ll never be good enough no , i’ll never be good enough
F# D#m
why can’t you just be happy for me?

i’ll never be good enough no , i’ll never be good enough
C# B
but you’re always out to get me

F#
you’re the snake hidden in my daffodils when i’m picking flowers
D#m
that’s just my luck these days

why can’t you just be happy for me?
F#
you’re the break lines failing as my car swerves off the freeway
D#m
it kind of feels like sabotage

why can’t you just be happy for ,
B
why can’t you just be happy for me?

F# B A# B F# B A# B D#m B A# B D#m B A# B
E | – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
B | – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
G | – – – – – – – – – – – – – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – – – – – – – – – – – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – – 8 – 8 – – 8 – – 8 – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – 8 – 8 – – 8 – – 8 – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – – – – – |
D | – – – 4 – 4 – – 4 – – 4 – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – 4 – 4 – – 4 – – 4 – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – – 8 – 8 – – 8 – – 8 – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – 8 – 8 – – 8 – – 8 – – 4 – 3 – 4 – – – – – – – |
A | – – – 4 – 4 – – 4 – – 4 – – 2 – 1 – 2 – – – 4 – 4 – – 4 – – 4 – – 2 – 1 – 2 – – – – 6 – 6 – – 6 – – 6 – – 2 – 1 – 2 – – – 6 – 6 – – 6 – – 6 – – 2 – 1 – 2 – – – – – – – |
E | – – – 2 – 2 – – 2 – – 2 – – – – – – – – – – 2 – 2 – – 2 – – 2 – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |

okay , so this is with standard tuning , althought i believe that it is play by
downtuning all half a step .
so basically playing G and Em instead of F# and D#m ( if you want the ’real chords )

also always play that B A# B even though i stopped writing it ( for more clarity )